Partial transcript of Simon Baker's appearance on the Caroline Rhea Show 2003

C: Now I dated an Australian man and I have a question for you as an Australian man.
S: OK here we go, am I going to answer for the whole male population?

C: Yes you're going to answer for the whole country. First of all what's with the tiny underwear? What's that about? You have to be wearing the smaller underwear as a woman. In Australia you guys wear small underwear.
S: What are you talking about small underwear? You got to take care of
the goods, you know.

C: OK ( she & the Audience are laughing)
S: I've got three children ( holds 3 fingers up.) I've taken care of my goods you know. (He laces this fingers together & holds his arms across his chest and then sits back on the chair then says) I'm fine.

C: (laughing and bends her head down) I'm so embarrassed.
S: (Placing his hand on her shoulder) You're embarrassed, I'm meant to be embarrassed.

C: (Still laughing) I looked right at you and said underwear, I'm embarrassed.
"So what do you think the difference is between American and Australian men?
S: Well firstly, obviously underwear. I wasn't aware of that. I hadn't got to that stage with too many American men. (Caroline and the Audience are laughing) None in fact. Let's clarify that. (He starts laughing)