In the end I couldn't resist. After learning this entire exchange by heart I thought I'd gather a transcript of what in my opinion is the greatest piece of dialogue in anything ever. It doesn't matter if Timothy Carter wasn't really who he said he was, I still rewatch that scene every other week or month in hope that I can one day write something even half as great.
So here it is. Jane's first encounter with "Red John".
All credit goes to Bruno Heller for writing the scene in the first place.